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Last week liberals claimed Sara Palin assassinated Bullwinkle the moose. This week her murderous spree continues. According to the reputable folks at Weekly World News the fiesty VP wannabee bagged an elusive bigfoot from her chopper. (Source: Weekly World News)

A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.

The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.

The nation’s first female Vice President hopeful finds herself envolved in one big cat fight. Now even the GOP lady pundits are trying to bring her down. Promenient and respected columnist Kathleen Parker said, “If bullshit was currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.” (Source: CNN)

Palin’s interview with Couric drew criticism when the Alaska governor was unable to provide an example of when John McCain had pushed for more regulation of Wall Street during his Senate career. Palin also took heat for defending her foreign policy credentials by suggesting Russian leaders enter Alaska airspace when they come to America. Palin was also criticized last week for appearing not to know what the Bush Doctrine is during an interview with Charlie Gibson.

“If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself,” Parker also writes. “If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman — and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say what is painfully true.”

It is time we put a stop to this carnage and violence. Imagine what she would do if she ever made it to the White House. The whole world would be her hunting ground.

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