Mar 27 2009
Republican Offer Alternative Economic Plan – Clueless Again
I had one of those blow your beer through your nose moments yesterday. It happened when I began listening to the GOP leadership when they held their much anticipated press conference to uncover their plan for economic recovery. Even the title “Road to Recovery” sounded like something from the Betty Ford Clinic. Basically they had no plan and they resented those pesky reporters who asked the hard questions. You know the ones, like how about some specifics.
This graph illustrates the economic trends under each party since 1961.
Now this graph is from the Congressional Budget Office, not some left wing, liberal nutcase blog. It is pretty stunning. The GOP, conservatives, have developed a track record of economic disaster. Since 1961 this country has suffered economic mayhem at the hands of the Republicans each and every time one of them enters office.
Yet yesterday they were at it again. The only thing they had to offer was the same line of bullshit that got us into this mess. Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts. And of course their cuts are all focused on those people who are making more money than god.
The graph below demonstrates how the party who wants to make government “so small they can drown it in a bath tub” has faired.
I think we’ve had about enough of these assclowns nonsense. They have made themselves the laughing stock of the world. Why do we even listen to these morons? It is time the Democrats began using their majority status and simply shut these fools down. Isn’t it about time we quit following these elephants around, cleaning up the steaming piles of crap they leave everywhere they go.
I think Maru over at WTF? summed it up perfectly.
Personally, I disagree with anybody’s assertion that the Rushthuglibots haven’t shit to offer….. that’s ALL those sexually deprived tightly clenched dingleberry infested sphincters have to offer.
Geeze, who could top that?
Rush Limbaugh is proof positive that if you should stack shit high enough, and leave it in the sun long enough, it will turn white, and walk off! I can’t even call the bloated fucking wind bag an asshole! To so so unfairly disparages assholes!
And don’t even get me started on good ol’ Glenn “Believe in Something” Beck, in his Holy Mormon Underwear! Ever since he got the boot at CNN and wound up at Fixed Noise he’s spouted nothing but whiny-assed drivel, that is almost embarrassing to watch! Moaning, and whining, and wailing! It sounds like somebody’s kicking his dog, and fucking his wife at the same time! Pa-fucking-thetic! Murdoch should be tied down and raped by a kangaroo for even putting the shit on the air!
Problem is the crusty old bastard would probably love it! I know Bill O’Rielly would! If it came with a falafel or two!