Apr 20 2009
The Republic of Texas

Governor Perry and some GOP whiners are talking secession these days. What a laugh! Let them. And let them take George W with them.
If they had brought this nonsense up during the last administration they would have been invaded. After all, Texas does have oil.
On a more serious note, if Texas does decide to secede Governor Perry doesn’t stand a chance. Chuck Norris would kick his ass in a gubernatorial race for the President of the Republic of Texas.
All I can say is they are a bunch of asshats who are showing their true colors. The rest of America endured eight years of a phony cowboy’s tenure in the White House and these crybabies can’t make it three months without talking about breaking up the Union. These people are talking sedition and should be prosecuted.

